I often sit in public places and take notes for writing. Here are some of my most recent:
Little girl: Look! Three boys and three girls! It’s equal!
Father: No, it’s not equal. The boys are bigger.
Teenage Girl: Stupid cops! They gave me another ticket! Said my tag was expired.
Teenage Boy: When did it expire?
Teenage Girl: Like two months ago. But they already knew that when I got pulled over last month for speeding. They should have given me a chance!
Middle-aged Woman on cell phone: Don’t you love being retired? I’ll have to teach you the retirement dance!
Father: You’re paying? You brought your wallet? Does it have money in it?
Teen Son: I have money and a library card.
Father: When you open it, do moths come flying out?
Little Boy at beach (points to woman wearing black bra-style bikini) says to his mother: Is that a bra?